Shania

media type="custom" key="4323699" =__//My Funny Story//__= " Mooooooo" "Dad this bbq is great but while I wait for the food can I go see the farm animal with my cousins" "okay" says my dad, so of we went.

I wanted to go see the chickens because their silly farm animals, but I had to go see Cameron the horse because my cousins wanted to. There was a bridge to go see her, it was on top of her paddock and it stunk there. We then went to see the pigs, oh how I wanted to see the chickens, the pigs also stunk and my cousin said "Obviously they roll around in mud" I was blocking my nose, and at the same time I was hungry for ham. Then we finally got to see the chickens.

I opened the gate I sprinted to the hen house. I looked inside."Boc bic bic boc boc" the red faced, feathery, black bottomed, farm animal suddenly started running! " Ah aaaaaahhhhhh!" I was being chased by 2 chickens! I galloped across the pen like a frightened horse.My shoe lace was untied and " Oh nooo aw man bird poo as smelly as sewers all over my face!

I bursted into tears running to my mum, thats the last time I'm ever going to visit those crazy chickens.