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This My Memoir


 * THE MEMOIR**

IT WAS A HOT SUNNY DAY WHEN MY BROTHER SNEAKED IN TO MY BEDROOM AND SHOUTED AT ME SO LOUDLY THAT I FELL OFF MY BED IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. I GOT BACK BACK UP AND SCREAMED “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” HE SILENTLY SPOKE BACK AND SAID “I’VE GOT FIVE TICKETS TO THE MOVIES DO YOU WANT TO COME?” MY COUSINS AND I SAID “YES!” ON THE WAY TO THE MOVIES. MY COUSIN AND I WERE SO HAPPY THAT WE PLAYED LOTS OF COMPETITIONS. THE FUNNIEST COMPETITION WAS WHEN WE HAD TO HOLD OUR BREATH FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE. WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY COUSIN FARTED AND I GOT SUCH A BIG FRIGHT THAT I SPILLED ALL MY POPCORN ON THE GIRL IN FRONT OF US. WHEN THE MOVIE FINISHED THE GIRL GAVE ME THE SMELLY CHAIR.